[[MORE]] I want to plant my face into my pillow and scream really loud, but I can’t because I’ve lost my voice.
I don’t think Indian food is made to be eaten whilst in bed.
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* START SPREADING THE NEWS! I'M LEAVING TODAY! I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT! NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* GOOD NIGHT MOON, AND GOODNIGHT YOU! WHEN YOU'RE ALL THAT I THINK ABOUT
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
I really just want to punch you in the face sometimes.
I kind of want to shave all of my hair off. The idea of my being bald though is fairly horrific.
I’m so awake. I knew I shouldn’t have had a sugary drink. Goddamn.
YES! ADVENTURE TIME IS ON.
I’m being ridiculously over dramatic whilst miming to With Or Without You by U2, because what else is there to do at 1 in the morning when you feel like shit?
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I would say I really need a hug right now, but I don’t really like hugs so I don’t think I will.