May 2012
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I can't decide if I have a favourite song on...
I think firewood’s winning.
The whole album is just really awesome though.
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Sometimes I look at really pretty girls and wonder if they leave their houses thinking they look good.
I think it would be sad if they didn’t, because they really do.
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Drinking hot chocolate and eating marshmellows in class cause i don’t want to revise.
This is why lessons in a giant kitchen are awesome.
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I find it incredibly interesting that you can look at a different feature on somebody’s face, and it’s like looking at a completely different person. I think we always focus on features we, ourselves, are self-conscience with. When you focus on something else, everything’s different.
I know that probably didn’t make sense, but whatever. It’s early.
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I hate it when I'm going to bed and I hit my head...
I ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE YOU STUPID WALL.
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Views on the "wonderful" thing we call love.
I am not a believer in this thing you people call “love.” It’s never something I have ever thought was real, even as a child. It’s not that I didn’t want it, I’ve just never felt or seen it between two people.
During recent years I have been trying to think of a way to explain what it is. This is basically my idea:
Firstly, love is a feeling. It’s a...
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
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Sometimes I worry about my physical health.
Then I realise I don’t actually care that much and see no point in worrying other people.
I have a feeling I dislike myself and that’s why I don’t care. Who knows. I don’t.
If you haven’t already guessed, I’m not very well at the moment. I also have a bitchin’ headache.
DINOSAURS LIVING ON MY HEAD.
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I was going to write something here but now I’ve forgotten so I’m writing this.
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Am I the only person that noticed the girl on the Made in Chelsea advert in the white shorts has a camel toe?
It’s really awful and hysterical at the same time.
Sorry, dear.
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A conversation Milly (thecatwhodaydreams) and I...
Me: I'm going to marry him and mother our offspring
Milly: ...You know that means you'd have to have sex with him, right?
Me: Oh...
Milly: ...
Me: ...
Milly: ...Yeah.
Me: Test-tube babies?
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reactions to seeing a pregnant person:
normal person: aw congratulations! when are you due?
me: you had sex
me: a male inserted his penis into your vaginal cavity thus releasing sperm and fertilizing an egg inside of your body
me: i thought sex was a myth
Whenever someone asks me if I’m okay, I tend to just say I’m fine even if I’m clearly not.
I don’t know why.
I want to share my feelings, but I’m just not sure how yet.
Stop being such a penis-face
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I keep having sudden realisations.
I now want to be an anthropologist.
It fascinates me.
Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread
Through...
– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (via alfsaga)
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Sometimes I just stalk your blog because I like listening to the music you’ve previously posted.
It’s weird, I know.
I just don’t want to have to tell you I really like your music taste.
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http://rookiemag.com/2012/05/it-happens-all-the-time/
To any men out there, give this a read.
To the ladies out there, know that you aren’t the only one.
It does happen all the time. I have experienced it far too many times and it’s really fucking scary, okay?
One time, when I was like 13 or something (I think it was my birthday), I was on a bus in London at around 6ish. My mum and...
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Wasps keep dying in my sink.
they’re really big too. I don’t wanna touch it.
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in celebration: I'll put the kettle on
in sorrow: I'll put the kettle on
in anticipation: I'll put the kettle on
in sympathy: I'll put the kettle on
in dedication: I'll put the kettle on
just because: I'll put the kettle on
everyday: the kettle is on
TRIGGER WARNING
waltdisneyconfessions:
“TRIGGER WARNING: I’m going through a really tough time right now. For the first time ever I considered self harming myself. I decided to distract myself to watch a Disney movie. I ended up having a Disney movie marathon by myself and it helped me so much. I know that if I think of self harming again to watch a Disney movie and it will help me feel so much better.”
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I smile like an idiot when I'm talking to you.
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I just bumped into my sister while she was in her Pikachu onesie.
I was in my Totoro onesie at the time.
Needless to say, it was fairly hysterical.
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It’s a sad day when you have to drink a tonne of energy drinks to stop yourself from being so exhausted you can’t think let alone revise.