Cut myself with a razor again.
It was an accident of course, but this time my finger happens to be the victim. its bleeding so much that i have been through 2 plasters within 5 minutes. I am currently holding a dressing up to it in hopes that it will soak up all the blood. Is it possible to bleed to death from a small cut on your finger?
That awkward moment when Santa ACTUALLY brings you...
gvven: what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a lick ‘er cabinet